Total Medals Earned: 252 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,160 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/21 (50/390 points)
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (230/500 points)
Get on a magazine cover!
Survive one assassination attempt!
Get re-elected once! (Real)
Get a statue!
Get re-elected twice! (Real)
Get re-elected thrice! (Real)
Get re-elected once! (Fake)
Survive two assassination attempts!
Get re-elected twice! (Fake)
Survive three assassination attempts!
Get re-elected thrice! (Fake)
Medals Earned: 3/22 (20/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
kill the first enemy!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Crash 25 planes
Destroy the Piglion
Crash 300 choppers
94 consecutive kills achieved
Complete boss Jungle level with all 6 stars
Kill 2000 Troopah
Purchase 30 upgrades
Collect all stars in 44 levels
Medals Earned: 5/48 (25/445 points)
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 10 battles
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!