Total Medals Earned: 252 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 12/20 (125/320 points)
Freeze 2 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place at any stage
Freeze your opponents 20 times
Complete stage without falling
2x combo taking speed power-up
Complete 2 stages without hit
4x combo taking speed power-up
Complete 3 stages without falling
Freeze your opponents 50 times
Finish in 1st place three times
Complete 4 stages without hit
2x combo taking jump power-up
Freeze 4 opponents at once
Finish in 1st place six times
3x combo taking jump power-up
Freeze your opponents 100 times
Freeze 5 opponents at once
Complete the championship
4x combo taking jump power-up
Medals Earned: 42/80 (210/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 25/54 (150/480 points)
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
write 25 books
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
have charisma of 5
use a publisher
self publish a book
have $10000
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN